Kerstens Midwest Quotes & Sayings

I wouldn't be in shallow relationships, so I do nothing. I have no sex and no romance. Who needs it.? Who needs all these potential problems like disease and pregnancy.? I have no problems. No fear of disease, psychopaths, or stalkers. Why not just be with your friends and have real conversations and a good time.? — Candace Bushnell

You know you're old when your walker has an airbag. — Phyllis Diller

A good photographer can make you look incredible, even when you're not feeling very sexy. — Cindy Margolis

After all, color in itself has no color - it's simply a construction of the mind: a sensation, like the Humming Chorus from Madame Butterfly and the smell of honeysuckle. — Jasper Fforde

What you do today defines tomorrow. — Lailah Gifty Akita