Kerchner Obituary Quotes & Sayings

On one of my birthdays I did 1,000 chin-ups and 1,000 push-ups. For my 70th birthday I towed 70 boats with 70 people in it, my feet and hands tied-my hands were in handcuffs, my feet were tied together-and I towed these boats a mile-and-a-half in Long Beach Harbor. For my 93rd birthday I'm going to tow my wife across the bathtub. — Jack LaLanne

There are definitely perks to being a good ski racer. — Ted Ligety

I knew he was your boyfriend. Ellie Marie, I can't believe you lied to me, you hooker! — Courtney Allison Moulton

Coffee and makeup would reach its limit and no longer work in hiding my sleeplessness. — Mandy Nachampassack-Maloney

Repeating easy tasks again and again gets you not very far. Attacking only steep cliffs where no progress is made isn't particularly effective either. No, the best path is an endless series of difficult (but achievable) hills. — Seth Godin

The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. — Muhammad Ali

Go to inspirational meetings, get to know men and women who are doing inspiring things. Above all, run as hard as you can from the cynics and gripers and the negativists. They are not going anywhere. You are. — Norman Vincent Peale

When I try to relax, it's more Swedish rock, softer music, and I go out and do fun stuff. I play guitar, but it doesn't matter really what it is - just something that keeps you away from hockey. — Henrik Lundqvist

To fight demons, one must assume the guise of a demon — Elizabeth Hoyt

To Mr. Seward: It is my desire that, in case Maximillian will surrender, he be sent here a prisoner of war, but that in the event of his continuing the war, or refusing to surrender, then he be shot. — Joshua A. Norton

I have made noise enough in the world already, perhaps too much, and am now getting old, and want retirement. — Napoleon Bonaparte

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Thank you for finding America with me — Morgan Matson

I recommend learning how to write a very good thank-you note. A child who can write a nice thank-you note can turn into a cocaine dealer five years later and be remembered as child who wrote nice thank-you notes. — Lemony Snicket

Children frequently sing meaningful phrases to themselves over and over again before they learn to make a distinction between singing and saying. — David Antin

The allegation that English girls had no conversation must be true; but theirs was a SPEAKING silence. Their eyes and smiles were eloquent! She hoped it would teach their own girls that they need not chatter like magpies. — Edith Wharton