Kerbie Gordon Quotes & Sayings

Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp. — Johnny Carson

I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman. — Wes Anderson

Who needs a bladder when you need an alarm clock — T. Haque

Reality is like a fine wine," he said to me. "It will not appeal to children. — Donald Miller

I still oppose "Visit Myanmar Year," and I would ask tourists to stay away. Burma is not going to run away. They should come back to Burma at a time when it is a democratic society where people are secure - where there is justice, where there is rule of law. They'll have a much better time. And they can travel around Burma with a clear conscience. — Aung San Suu Kyi

I have terrible hearing trouble. I have unwittingly helped to invent and refine a type of music that makes its principal proponents deaf. — Pete Townshend

For in truth habit is a violent and treacherous schoolmistress. She establishes in us, little by little, stealthily, the foothold of her authority; but having by this mild and humble beginning settled and planted it with the help of time, she soon uncovers to us a furious and tyrannical face against which we no longer have the liberty of even raising our eyes. — Michel De Montaigne

I have realised that my worst day as an artist is still better than my best day as a lawyer. — Nathan Sawaya

We know too much and feel too little. At least, we feel too little of those creative emotions from which a good life springs. — Bertrand Russell

Life is made of these moments - of one's physical being moving through time and space - and we string them together into a story, and that story becomes our life. — Noah Hawley

It is a great pity," she said, "a girl like you, that instead of teaching or doing needlework, you should not go to Vernon's, as you have a right to do, and work there." "I wish I could," Hester said, with eager eyes. "They tell me you wanted to do something like what I had done. Ah! you did not know it was all to be done over again. This life is full of repetitions. People think the same thing does not happen to you twice over, but it does in my experience, You would soon learn. A few years' work, and you would be an excellent man of business; but it can't be,"' "Why cannot it be? You did it. I should not be afraid - - " "I was old. I was past my youth. All that sort of thing was over for me. — Mrs. Oliphant