Keratotomy Quotes & Sayings

If you think a story can be like a kind of cement, the sloppy kind that you put between bricks, the kind that looks like cake frosting before it dries hard, then maybe I thought it would be possible to use what Toby had to hold Finn together, to keep him here with me a little bit longer. — Carol Rifka Brunt

I accepted being a damn damsel in distress for you. You can be the hunky archangel in distress for once. — Nalini Singh

A broom sweeps clean, and itself becomes soiled; cleanse yourself of those offenses of which you may feel guilty. — Baal Shem Tov

I have a good sense of humor. I think everything we do should have whimsy in it. — Judith Leiber

You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed. — Ethan Day

I'm not saying homeschooling will be easy. I am saying it will be worth it. — Tamara L. Chilver

To take a dislike to a young man, only because he appeared to be of a different disposition from himself, was unworthy the real liberality of mind — Jane Austen

Tugs was surprised to find that the cake was actually pretty dry and not as good as the cakes her own mother made. It was a revelation. Tugs had assumed that tastier food came out of fancier houses. — Anne Ylvisaker

1 billion people in the world are chronically hungry. 1 billion people are overweight. — Mark Bittman

Everyone shares the same fate. — Alan Lightman

Don't you wear glasses, George?" "Not anymore. I had my eyes lasered." Can you say midlife crisis? Radial keratotomy is the new red Porsche. — Lisa Scottoline

I have N'Sync and Aerosmith and Britney Spears. I have a trifecta from hell. — Lewis Black

Rosemary Rodriguez directed on Rescue Me for us, and I love her. She's fantastic with actresses and she's got a great sense of humor. That was a huge thing for me. — Denis Leary

Our lives are the Journey we take to find our true selves! — Alyssa Gonzalez

No matter the good news anywhere else, these nuke-hungry rogue states will provide grounds for bad-mouthing Bush foreign policy. — Rich Lowry

These people being of a sharp and acute intellect, and gifted with a rich and powerful understanding, excel in whatever studies they pursue, and are more quick and cunning than the other inhabitants of a western clime. — Giraldus Cambrensis