Kepurdha Quotes & Sayings

You know, sometimes I wish they would do this for us when we come home alive. — Jim Sheeler

My teeth ache, my gums hurt, and my cat is tearing me apart, wanting you in every way imaginable. Your body. Your magic. Your fire spirit. Your blood. — N.D. Jones

I told her my father was a retired janitor who liked to go fishing. She told me her father was a podiatrist who liked to punch his wife and two daughters in the face. — Gary Shteyngart

I'm gonna have a baby, you son of a bitch - your baby. And guess what, if you haven't killed him from kicking the hell out of me every day, he'll never know what Islam is! I'll raise him to fight your kind. In fact ..." She leaned closer to spit again, her voice rising to a screeching crescendo. "I'm gonna name him Christian! — Marc Cameron

Men are like cigarettes. I only want one when I'm drunk. — Helen Smith

He makes me feel all jiggly inside. STOP FEELING. Stop caring. — Julie Anne Peters