Kenneth Williams Funny Quotes & Sayings

George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come home from school, put it on, and listen over and over. I started memorizing it. I don't even know why. I loved it so much I memorized it. — Steven Wright

I suggest that if you were able to focus your attention at will, you could actually choose the universe you appear to inhabit. — B. Alan Wallace

Dr. Margaret Naeser and colleagues from Harvard, MIT, and Boston University, including Harvard professor Michael Hamblin, a world leader in understanding how light therapy works at the cellular level. Hamblin, at Massachusetts General Hospital's Wellman Center for Photomedicine, specializes in the use of light to activate the immune system in treating cancer and cardiac disease; he was now branching out into its use for brain injuries. Building on lab work that applied laser therapy to the top of the head (transcranial laser therapy), the Boston group had studied its use in traumatic brain injury and found laser treatment helpful. Naeser, a research professor at the Boston University School of Medicine, had done studies using lasers for stroke and paralysis and was one of several pioneers using "laser acupuncture" by placing light on acupuncture points. — Norman Doidge

The good or bad is not in the circumstance, but only in the mind ... that encounters it. — William James

Republicans were more pro-choice than Democrats up until the late 1980s. — Jill Lepore

She had already turned. She watched him in amazement as he made his way slowly across the lawn and into the house. Pandora stepped back for him, and we all watched in respectful silence as he sat down near the piano, his back to the front right leg of it, and his knees brought up and his head resting wearily on his folded arms. He closed his eyes.
"Sybelle," I asked, "would you play it for him? The Appassionata, again, if you would."
And of course, she did. — Anne Rice

The winds of the desert have names. They feed on the bodies of broken children and rip out the beating hearts of men. — Laurie Halse Anderson

The way you get better is putting words on the page and getting them behind you. — Ridley Pearson

Do we make our decisions? Or do they make us?" ~The Bern Seer~ — Hugh Howey

Tomorrow," she said, "we try again. We fail again. We do better. — Gabrielle Zevin

We have got into Indian railways and are trying to get into the railway locomotive business in Europe and the United States. — Baba Kalyani

The art world has always been an unrelenting taste machine, but now flavors of the month have morphed into flavors of the minute. Again, all a reflection of a wider cultural condition. I mean, the art world is slow compared with the music and movie businesses. — Barbara Kruger