Kendimi Quotes & Sayings

Just take your time - wave comes. Let the other guys go, catch another one. — Duke Kahanamoku

Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart. — Dave Barry

Gerald began - but was interrupted by a piercing whistle which cost him ten percent of his hearing permanently, as it did everyone else in a ten-mile radius of the eruption, not that it mattered much because for them "permanently" meant the next ten minutes or so until buried by searing lava or suffocated by choking ash - to pee. — Jim Gleeson

Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability. — Sam Keen

If Russia, if Russia had the same military power that America did, earth would be called Russia. — Greg Gutfeld

So, um, what is your name?"
"Oh, that's funny that you don't know! Well, maybe it's not. I've always gone by Jones here, even before I was a counselor. You don't want to guess?"
"Rumpelstiltskin," I say, which makes him burst out laughing. — Emery Lord

Its almost as if he was raised by wolves, but wolves who knew the value of a decent education. — David Nicholls

I'm sorry about shooting you. — Lili St. Crow

Benefits should be granted little by little, so that they may be better enjoyed. — Niccolo Machiavelli

Senator Marco 'amnesty' Rubio, while proponents of immigration reform say the Florida Republican was quick to retreat when the going got tough. — Donald Trump

One thing about being famous is the people around you, you pay all their bills so they very rarely disagree with you because they want you to pick up the check. — Charles Barkley

We have mistaken the nature of poverty, and thought it was economic poverty. No, it is poverty of soul, deprivation of God's recreating, loving peace. — Thomas R. Kelly