Ken Jewell Quotes & Sayings

I'd like to someday see myself married to my true love and starting a big family, and at the same time still having an artistic job. — Natassia Malthe

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, Got stuck, huh? The truck driver says, No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas. — Bill Engvall

I love my job when I'm not there. — Paul R. Linde

Peter, High King of Narnia," said Aslan. "Shut the Door. — C.S. Lewis

Freedom has been privatized - it is how you dress, what your sexual orientation is, choosing your own life. That's fine. But that is not what Thomas Jefferson was talking about. — Eric Foner