Ken Jeong Knocked Up Quotes & Sayings

And you won't write any more stupid songs about me?"
"Can't promise that. In fact, that may be all I do for the rest of my life. — Charles Sheehan-Miles

And so gentlemen, I learned. Oh, if you have to learn, you learn; if you're desperate for a way out, you learn; you learn pitilessly. You stand over yourself with a whip in your hand; if there's the least resistance, you lash yourself. — Franz Kafka

Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again? — Elayne Boosler

Spring is noticed, if at all By people sitting in railway trains. — Bertolt Brecht

Eve of Darkness is, well, sigh, really damned good. I can't wait for the next installment. — Lauren Dane

I'm from a very athletic family, and I thoroughly enjoyed sports as a kid, but acting was a way of expressing myself and having fun. It was something I found on my own. — Matt Bomer

I am a compulsive and concise shopper. — Zac Posen