Kemper Home Insurance Quotes & Sayings

People often ask me when there's going to be a Mrs. Zach Braff. It's a confusing question sometimes because many people don't realize that my mother is named Mrs. Zach Braff. — Zach Braff

You must live in a place where you can walk safely all alone even after midnights! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Neglect of an effective birth control policy is a never-failing source of poverty which, in turn, is the parent of revolution and crime. ~Aristotle — Nichole Force

Caro, you're a pretty girl, but I'd no sooner fuck a good waitress than I'd key my own car — Kelly Braffet

Benny Imura sat in the dark and spoke with monsters.
It was like that every day.
It had become the pattern of his life. Shadows and blood. And monsters.
Everywhere.
Monsters. — Jonathan Maberry

a mystery to make men mad. — Bernard Cornwell

The path to the mountain ahead of you? is not the path you took to the mountain you stand on. — Dave McClure

I want to have all of my faculties. — Jeff Bridges

Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus. — Bill Hicks

To progress isn't a little step, it's a pretty dramatic lifestyle change. — Auliq Ice

I think the hard thing for young comedians is that the majority of the young people in the audience out there don't have the wide range of references. — John Cleese