Kelon Quotes & Sayings

A person with no children says, "Well I just love children," and you say "Why?" and they say, "Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth." That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain. — Bill Cosby

Postulate 3. Assignable causes of variation may be found and eliminated. — Walter A. Shewhart

This isn't good."
"What isn't good?" Kelon asked Donovan, coming into the kitchen. He nodded to Lisa standing in front of the stove. She flinched, blushed and then glared at him. He cocked an eyebrow at Donovan. He shrugged. "She's mad because I won't discipline her."
Lisa snorted and stirred the pot of oatmeal on the stove. "Oh please. Like I couldn't get a spanking if I wanted one. — Sarah McCarty

Truth is a matter of the imagination. — Ursula K. Le Guin

Love and translation look alike in their grammar. To love someone implies transforming their words into ours. Making an effort to understand the other person and, inevitably, to misinterpret them. To construct a precarious language together. — Andres Neuman

I'd love to have three or four kids. But my mom always says: "Speak to me after you have your first". — Ivanka Trump

What I want to happen is to be really creative, and to play something new in the improvisations, every time. — Dave Brubeck

A pretty girl will always have the toughest time learning to play golf, because every man wants to give her lessons. — Harvey Penick

There's no one else to blame. No Bores or Old Ladies or Norton or Assassins waiting at the bridge. — Paul Zindel

There is no virtue in concealment. When the earth is rendered chaos, regulations of speech and propriety are rendered impotent, just as city may become desolate, and street, battle ground, and flesh may become fire. — M T Anderson

What's your personal computer, anyways? Your personal computer should be something that's always on your person. — Bill Joy

The Americans love me because I'm so completely unwilling to change my whole Britishness. — Estelle

It was a unique experience. He'd never been jealous of a juice glass before.- Kelon — Sarah McCarty

I've seen time and time again the way that the process of trying to say something
dignifies and improves a person. — George Saunders

In the film world, we can all be heroes. In the real world, where heroism can cost you your life or the life of the ones you love, people aren't so willing to make those sacrifices. When they do, they are set apart from the rest of us. — John Rhys-Davies

If the smooth lines of her face had been made of karma, she'd look like a withered old hag by now. — R.K. Lilley