Keith Lemon American Quotes & Sayings

Rarely have I had the pleasure of reading such a riveting tale of adventure on the high seas. Cerulean Isle delivers page after page and seems to have it all, from bloodthirsty pirates to the mesmerizing 'Mermaidens' of the deep. I highly recommend this book to anyone who has even a passing interest in those bold adventurers of old who called the heaving deck of a ship their home and declared war on the world around them. — G.M. Browning

I'll tell you a secret. A raven created the world. When Noah sent him out to find land, he couldn't find any. It had all been washed away.

So he created it.

He shat the dry land and he pissed the the fresh water. Then he flew off, laughing fit to burst. So the world eas there for the dove to find.

Really?

They don't admit to it, of course. Who wants to be blamed for creating the world? — Neil Gaiman

Strike One!"
"You never even saw it did you? She wolf with shoulders like man?"
"He is so fast that one. But not in bed. There he takes time. Like good vodka take to develop — Shelly Laurenston

The bicycle is a former child's toy that has now been elevated to icon status because, presumably, it can move the human form from pillar to post without damage to the environment. — Brock Yates

I am doing what I love to do. — Sidney Crosby

We sow the seed of deadly nightshade and wish it to bear lilies and roses! — Gottfried Von Strassburg

Sometimes I fall, but landing every jump isn't the point. It's the attempt. It's the effort. — Sarah Hughes

From desire I rush to satisfaction; from satisfaction I leap to desire. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

I can make anything disappear, if I really want to. — Susan Kay

I'm only civil because I don't know any swear words. — Bill Watterson

Music is a performing art, as any Native American will tell you. It isn't there in the score. — Michael Tippett

Juggling being a mom and an entertainer is a challenge I face every day. — Ciara

Touch can have two meanings: it can be an intimate gesture between equals, a way of saying: I care for you. But between people who are unequal, there's an asymmetry: the powerful may touch the weak - a pat on the back, for example; but the weak may not lay hands on the powerful. His touch probably meant nothing. Any touch I might receive from a family member would be difficult to interpret. It could be a gesture of affection, a bit of condescension, or worst of all, a sexual overture. Or perhaps it might be a confusing mixture of all of these. — Rebecca East