Keith Hernandez Funny Quotes & Sayings

Darkness may hide the trees
and the flowers from the eyes
but it cannot hide
love from the soul. — Kahlil Gibran

All I could think of was that the teachers must've found the illegal stash of candy I'd been selling out of my dorms room. Or maybe they'd realized I got my Essay on Tom Sawyer from the Internet without ever reading the book and now they were going to take away my grade. Or worse, they were going to make me read the book. — Rick Riordan

The postmodern challenge I have heard on numerous occasions goes something like this: "You don't mean to say that you take the Bible literally, do you?" I love to answer with the words of a great Christian who was asked this question and reportedly replied, "The Bible says that Herod is a fox, but we don't think that means he had pointy ears and a bushy tail. It also mentions that Jesus is a door - which does not mean that he is flat, wooden, and swings on hinges. — Ravi Zacharias

Novels, except as aids to masturbation, play no part in contemporary life. — Gore Vidal

Always after a defeat and a respite, the Shadow takes another shape and grows again. — J.R.R. Tolkien

she had nothing now that the fantasy was gone. — J.R. Ward

There's nothing better about living in a farm than living in a city. You can't just go sit in a pretty landscape and bet on it changing you into a better person. — Catherine Lacey

Pain marks you, but too deep to see. — Margaret Atwood

I consider myself not a celebrity. I'm a normal person that likes [doing] things on stage. — Carrie Underwood

Women encourage men to be childish, then scold them. — Mason Cooley

I don't know if I've vanished by then in this memory, or if it never happened and it's one of the things I dream that's only grief and sand.

I don't know if this is a mistake I'm making, or if this is something Fairuz built - a place for us to be alone, a language she wrote on her back so she would have a way to reach me that I would understand. — Genevieve Valentine