Keillor Car Quotes & Sayings

This is Democratic bedrock: we don't let people lie in the ditch and drive past and pretend not to see them dying. Here on the frozen tundra of Minnesota, if your neighbor's car won't start, you put on your parka and get the jumper cables out and deliver the Sacred Spark that starts their car. Everybody knows this. The logical extension of this spirit is social welfare and the myriad government programs with long dry names all very uninteresting to you until you suddenly need one ... — Garrison Keillor

Can't you just be like the rest of us, normal and sad and fucked up and alive and remorseful? — Miriam Toews

Spending time in a church does not make you religious, any more than spending time in a garage makes you a car. — Garrison Keillor

Going to church no more making you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. — Garrison Keillor

I've never worked a day in my life. Don't get me wrong. I work at track. If you love what you do, it's not work. — Marion Jones

People in cars cause accidents and accidents in cars cause people. — Garrison Keillor

Cute girls and burgers. What more can you ask for? That's why we live in America. — H. Jon Benjamin

We carry adolescence around in our bodies all our lives. We get through the Car Crash Age alive and cruise through our early twenties as cool dudes, wily, dashing, winsome ... shooting baskets, the breeze, the moon, and then we try to become caring men, good husbands, great fathers, good citizens. — Garrison Keillor

Of all the strange events in my life, that was by far the weirdest I'd had in hours. — Darynda Jones

My son, do not forget my teaching,
But let your heart keep my commandments;
For length of days and years of life
And peace they will add to you.
Do not let kindness and truth leave you;
Bind them around your neck,
Write them on the tablet of your heart.
So you will find favor and good repute
In the sight of God and man.
Trust in the Lord with all your heart
And do not lean on your own understanding.
In all your ways acknowledge Him,
And He will make your paths straight. — Anonymous

Your car, comfort though it be, this little den and dining room on wheels, is a prison that deadens your senses, and to feel wholly alive you must go for a walk. — Garrison Keillor

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. — Garrison Keillor