Keep Clean Bathroom Quotes & Sayings

I love that people can't place me. They don't know my name. That's 'mission accomplished' in my world. — John C. Reilly

What does disabled mean anyhow? — Anne Eliot

A lot of horrible, unfair, untrue things have been said about me. I can only say that the best revenge is success. — Kate Moss

I ask managers, "What exactly is it you manage?" Although they say manage people, the truth is that managers today spend most of their time managing processes, projects, data, problems and information. If you don't have a defined process that moves your people forward so they can achieve GREATER RESULTS, then what is it you are managing? You're managing the status quo. — Keith Rosen

When one door closes, a window opens and then zombies pile in and bite you in the ass. — Unknown

the front seat with his alarm again ringing furiously. "Are you all right?" shouted Milo. "Umphh," grunted Tock. "Sorry to get carried away, but I think you get the point." As they drove along, Tock continued to explain the importance of time, quoting the old philosophers and poets and illustrating each point with gestures that brought him perilously close to tumbling headlong from the speeding automobile. — Norton Juster

If you're gonna cry, cry because of all the good times we had, and all the laughs, and all the fun shit we did, and cry because those memories make you happy. — James Frey

Though your position in the hearts of others may change with circumstance, your position in God's heart never changes. You are His beloved! — Alisa Hope Wagner

It's hard to go underground when you weigh 400 pounds, Marcus. That's why they'll have to bury you in a piano case. — Jem Fox

If it's still in your mind, it is worth taking the risk — Paulo Coelho

Most guys believe that they're supposed to know how to fix things. This is a responsibility that guys have historically taken upon themselves to compensate for the fact that they never clean the bathroom. A guy can walk into a bathroom containing a colony of commode fungus so advanced that it is registered to vote, but the guy would never dream of cleaning it, because he has to keep himself rested in case a Mechanical Emergency breaks out. — Dave Barry