Keblish Quotes & Sayings

I don't stage my own publicity. — Lauren Conrad

No child can repay his father unless he finds him enslaved and then buys him and sets him free. — Muhammad

When you're a kid and your father is an engineer, he goes to the office. I saw my father get up and go to the office in the house and write. But I don't see any similarities. — Jacques Audiard

There is not a single health-promoting substance present in grains that you can't also get from vegetables and fruit. — Melissa Hartwig

What is the difference between an anchovy and a sweaty eyebrow? — Jim Gaffigan

He couldn't have eaten that horrid soup!"
"He did,and he even pretended to like it."
"Pretended?"
"No one could have liked that meal." She wrinkled her nose. "Mary was mortified."
"Mary can be mortified all she wishes; we can't have MacLean da-"
Sophia slipped the spoon into his mouth and dumped the contents.
Red choked, his face contorting, and he looked around wildly.
"Do not spit that out."
He glared at her, and after what appeared and sounded like a heroic effort, he swallowed the laudanum. "Blech! There! I hope ye're happy!" He grabbed up a hand cloth and began rubbing his tongue vigorously.
She calmly replaced the spoon and recorked the bottle. "As I was saying, MacLean swore that he liked every dish at dinner, even the turnips. They were so hard it almost broke my knife to cut one."
"Hm.That's very odd,it is. — Karen Hawkins

For it is according to nature, and nothing is evil which is according to nature. — Marcus Aurelius