Kayak Adventure Quotes & Sayings

Mother Fuckers. They're going to feel pretty stupid when they find out.
They're fucking with the wrong people. — Robert Kirkman

People are concerned over safety and spillage, especially for the workers. Were all really hopeful even though we remain deeply concerned over the safety and the efficacy of an unproven technology. — Paul Walker

She pushed the gardener away and called for them. In her sleep she had seen love. It was poisoning. It was possessing. Devouring. Or it was seven pairs of boots climbing up the stairs to find her. — Francesca Lia Block

A young writer is easily tempted by the allusive and ethereal and ironic and reflective, but the declarative is at the bottom of most good writing. — Garrison Keillor

Arm yourself with as many options as possible before making your next move. — Mallory Ortberg

At first I had no skills in writing comedy. I didn't know what a joke was, but, as someone once told me, your emotions follow your intent. If you create the intention of starting a comedy act, slowly your mind starts adjusting and you arrive at a new emotional state. — Steve Martin

The swan murmurs sweet strains with a flattering tongue, itself the singer of its own dirge. — Martial