Kawika Shoji Quotes & Sayings

Other people write about the bling and the booty. I write about the pus and the gnats. To me, that's beautiful. — Vic Chesnutt

Thank you for telling me that my dick is in your prayers. I'd prefer if it was in your mouth. — Whitney Gracia Williams

Of course they had more chains on him than Scrooge saw on Marley's ghost, but he could have kicked up dickens if he'd wanted. That's a pun, son. — Stephen King

Real philosophy is like trying to read an alarm system installation manual in Korean. — Chris Hardwick

Only the great masters of style ever succeed in being obscure. — Oscar Wilde

A broken shoelace can strangle me. — Brian Spellman