Kautschukbaum Quotes & Sayings

This is all part of my cunning plan to make ten pounds daily by spending twelve consecutive hours online. — Neil Fraser Addison

By far the best dressing up outfit I ever had was a wonderful pair of clown dungarees, which my Granny made. — Kate Middleton

I'm completely happy not having children. I mean, everybody does not have to live in the same way. And as somebody said, 'Everybody with a womb doesn't have to have a child any more than everybody with vocal cords has to be an opera singer. — Gloria Steinem

Feely had the knack of being able to screw one side of her face into a witchlike horror while keeping the other as sweet and demure as any maiden from Tennyson. It was perhaps, the one thing I envied her. — Alan Bradley

Be not glad at the misfortune of another, though he may be your enemy. — George Washington

To enjoy a beautiful life, always believe in your heart that life is wonderful. — Debasish Mridha

We aren't poor," my mother said, again and again. "Because we're rich in love. — Cheryl Strayed

When life still hesitates to touch us, when neither duty nor guilt dares lay a hand upon us — Thomas Mann

You only have one chance to make a first impression. — Stephanie Perkins

One drop of truth is worth more than an ocean of false information. — Anonymous

When my face is flushed with blood, it becomes red and obscene. It betrays at the same time, through morbid reflexes, a bloody erection and a demanding thirst for indecency and criminal debauchery. — Georges Bataille

There is a well-known joke - at least well known in mathematics - about how mathematicians work. A mathematician and a Starbucks barista are each placed in front of a stove with a kettle and a nearby faucet and told to make boiling water. Both do the same thing. They fill the kettle with water from the faucet, light the stove with a match, and place the water-filled kettle on the stove. Mission accomplished. The mathematician and the Starbucks barista are next placed in front of a stove with a kettle that they are told is filled with clean water and told to make boiling water yet again. The barista lifts the kettle off the stove for a moment, lights the stove, and puts the kettle back on. The mathematician lifts the kettle off the stove, pours out the water into a sink, puts the newly emptied kettle back on the stove and says, "The problem has been reduced to the previously solved case. Q.E.D. — Stuart Rojstaczer