Kaupelis Quotes & Sayings

Asked my favorite color, that was it. Then she bought everything." "Let me guess, you told her your favorite color was black." His eyes came to me and his lips twitched. Again! "No, I said it was red." I stared at him. Then it was me who burst out laughing. Through my laughter I asked, "Seriously?" "No fuckin' joke. — Kristen Ashley

You look out on the driving range and it looks like snow, but it isn't, it's covered in golf balls. — John Scott

Another boat, a straight-four, four sweep oarsmen without a coxswain, raced through our flotilla. I looked at them as they jetted past, and I quickly looked again. This boat appeared to be manned by four skeletons. Their cheek bones stood out like knots, their ribs were clearly defined as if they were painted on. Every leg and arm muscle showed as taut as steel cabling. Four pairs of deep-set eyes peered at us, conveying 'the look.' The four men who were rowing that shell were a special breed of oarsmen known as 'lightweights' ... — Brad Alan Lewis

Gee, I am a complete Luddite when it comes to computers, I can barely log on! — Jonathan Shapiro

Who was this criminal mastermind behind Silk Road? Not at all whom you would expect. Ross Ulbricht was the kind of kid any parent would be proud of, an Eagle Scout from Austin, Texas, who had earned a master's degree in science and engineering. — Marc Goodman

I cannot imagine anything nobler or more national than that for, say, one hour in the day we should all do the labor the poor must do, and thus identify ourselves with them and through them, with all mankind. — Mahatma Gandhi

Albert Jay Nock wrote vividly that the State claims and exercises the monopoly of crime ... It forbids private murder, but itself organizes murder on a colossal scale. It punishes private theft, but itself lays unscrupulous hands on anything it wants, whether the property of citizen or of alien. Nock, — Murray N. Rothbard

Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde is a metaphor for alcoholism. He drinks a potion, becomes a monster. I know exactly how he feels. — Craig Ferguson

Life's not about sitting at home in front of the TV waiting for your life to begin. Get out there and take some chances. — Queen Latifah

It's better to HAVE and NOT NEED than to NEED and NOT HAVE. — LiNCOLN PARK