Kattan Quotes & Sayings

It's a different thing shooting for 10 weeks in India as opposed to on a set on stage pretending you're in India. — Chris Kattan

I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks. — Chris Kattan

I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning. — Chris Kattan

Yes, this is Mango himself. Listen I'm terribly busy and don't have time for a phone interview right now. — Chris Kattan

Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow ... 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'? No! Such is Mango! — Chris Kattan

It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world. — Chris Kattan

When I consider my ministry, I think of the world. Anything less than that would not be worthy of Christ, nor of his will for my life, — Henrietta Mears

I like women who are okay with who they are. — Chris Kattan

I'm fine with the life I have. — Chris Kattan

One of my recurring D-list moments is when people stop me in the airport and tell me they loved me on SNL. I never know if they think I'm Molly Shannon, Cheri Oteri, or Chris Kattan. I just say Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed me as Mango. — Kathy Griffin

I'm not trying to sound like I turned into some kind of wise man, but it's nice to realize that your little pocket of the world isn't the whole world. — Chris Kattan

However to be rudely blunt, I've already gotten you on your back, and it wasn't by declaring my devotion to you. I simply don't care to hide my feelings any longer. - Bones — Jeaniene Frost

I think this lack of a center has something to do with the loss of certainties that Christianity had to offer. — Bridget Riley

I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing. — Chris Kattan

In Hollywood, moviemaking used to be about escaping reality to go to the movies. — Chris Kattan

He is not a member of us who does not show the mercy to smaller than him and respect to the older. — Anonymous

The living room is a monument to my impulsive spending habits. I've got more than two hundred DVDs, including cinematic greats such as Monkey Bone, Corkey Romano, and A Night at the Roxbury, leading me to believe not only do I have awful taste in films, but I also have a Chris Kattan fixation. What I don't have is $4000 earing intrest in a money market account. — Jen Lancaster

With the Roxbury guys (on 'Saturday Night Live'), I think the breaking point was when Stallone came on and wanted to do the sketch just because. And we're, like, 'Well, now we've got to create a story, so, what, are we bopping our heads with Rocky? What are we doing?' — Chris Kattan

You guys are the best. I'll see you in a couple of hours. I haven't seen another human being in 13 hours and I'm running out of bottles for my urine. Later guys! — Chris Kattan

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them. — Chris Kattan

It's fun for someone to poke fun at himself. — Chris Kattan

I'd love to have a child. Either one or 40. I love kids. — Chris Kattan

The great William Shakespeare said, "What's in a name?" He also said, "Call me Billy one more time and I will stab you with this ink quill. — Cuthbert Soup

Believe in yourself and try not to take anything personally. — Chris Kattan

Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India is so energetic. — Chris Kattan

My whole thing is I just always wanted to be a working actor and I just wanted to stop waiting tables. — Rainn Wilson

I understand what my gift is, which is making people laugh, hopefully. It's more on that level. I don't need to be a leading man, I'm fine with that. — Chris Kattan

Being able to improvise is the basis for creating all characters and situations, for everything to do with performing, really. And it's good therapy as well. — Chris Kattan

If it weren't for The Groundlings, I would never be on Saturday Night Live. — Chris Kattan

I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face. — Chris Kattan

Never ever tickle anyone, who happens to be ticklish and holding a knife.
Foolish accidents not only, may occure,
but will occure and you'll regret it
for the rest of your life. — R.K. Cowles

In Hollywood, what they last saw you in is what you are. It's hard to break away from that. — Chris Kattan

It's true that every day away from work requires two more days to get back into it. — Judith Guest

My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs. — Chris Kattan

If you're going through Hell, just keep on going. You'll make it out eventually," I — Anne Malcom

When life is a weariness and escape impossible, it is wonderful to have a friend who can bring us peace with the touch of a hand. After this Finna decided to tend the cow herself ... Those were the good days. They were serene days and quite undemonstrative, like the best days in one's like; the boy never forgot them. Nothing happens; one simply lives and breathes and wishes for nothing more, and nothing more. — Halldor Laxness