Kathey Hartman Quotes & Sayings

I want more job. I want to die entertaining. — Kumar Pallana

People say I talk slowly. I talk in a way sometimes called laconic. The phone rings, I answer, and people ask if they've woken me up. I lose my way in the middle of sentences, leaving people hanging for minutes. I have no control over it. I'll be talking, and will be interested in what I'm saying, but then someone - I'm convinced this what happens - someone - and I wish I knew who, because I would have words for this person - for a short time, borrows my head. Like a battery is borrowed from a calculator to power a remote control, someone, always, is borrowing my head. — Dave Eggers

There is no moonlight in the Moon. It is same for the fame! Celebrity shines only from the distance! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

The migraine angel leaned hard on my shoulder and belched into my face. — Hilary Mantel

When people assume that you're one way and you're not that way at all, it's hard. — Carmen Electra

So much emotion wrapped up in weakness, leading you to attempt the impossible, lying to yourself, time and time again. Hope, I think you call it. — John Gwynne

We live to live. — Abdulazeez Henry Musa

I freed a thousand slaves. I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves. — Harriet Tubman

I feel successful when the writing goes well. This lasts five minutes. Once, when I was number one on the bestseller list, I also felt successful. That lasted three minutes. — Jacqueline Briskin