Karpis Drebuciuose Quotes & Sayings

Smartass Disciple: Master, what is the secret recipe of your happiness?
Master of Stupidity: If I tell you, there is nobody left to be made fun of. — Toba Beta

Enough about you let's hear about me. — Cynthia Heimel

The days are nouns: touch them
The hands are churches that worship the world — Naomi Shihab Nye

On average, drug prisoners spend more time in federal prison than rapists, who often get out on early release because of the overcrowding in prison caused by the Drug War. — Michael Badnarik

I always knew I wanted to be in a band. — Hayley Williams

Never forget that you are practicing a craft with certain principles. — William Zinsser

How ironic that when they'd been married, she'd never thought of growing old with him.
Yet now, years after the annulment, she should think of it with the yearning of an exile, for
the homeland that had long ago evicted her. — Sherry Thomas

I'm too young and ridiculous a person to speak for my generation, but I'd be happy to talk about my own experiences as a generation Y writer. I was raised by a generation of hippies. Throughout my childhood, teachers urged me to fight the establishment. My English teacher assigned Ginsberg and Kerouac and declared Bob Dylan "a genius." My science teacher told me that television was "the new opiate of the masses" and bragged about never having owned one. My drama teacher made us perform Beckett. — Simon Rich

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. — Bob Smith

I have no clue. I have ovaries; therefore, I repel all things mechanical. — M. Leighton

There was no excuse for Dallas Cowboys to lose to Washington. Rivalry or not, Redskins are a bad team. — Jemele Hill

Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities - because it is the quality which guarantees all others. — Joseph Chamberlain

Unhappy families are conspiracies of silence. The one who breaks the silence is never forgiven. — Jeanette Winterson

The Life Coach with Too Many Cats
My new life coach said, "Make sure you learn one new thing every day."
Before our session, I averaged learning at least two new thing every day.
Not only did her cats make my eyes itchy, that bitch made me stupid. — Beryl Dov