Karpick Maple Quotes & Sayings

The moral of the story couldn't be clearer: you already know if your partner is fucking around behind your back, you just need to decide if you're done being a doormat. You need to wake up one morning and decide that those rose-colored glasses are so last fucking season. — Brandi Glanville

I was always accused of being cold and unfeeling. It was because I was intimidated about touching people. — David Bowie

Sharing a burdened heart with another who has the wisdom, strength, and knowledge to carry it, frees us from its weight long enough to focus on solutions — Gayathri Ramprasad

The tragedy of film history is that it is fabricated, falsified, by the very people who make film history. — Louise Brooks

The true measure of loving God is to love him without measure. — Bernard Of Clairvaux

My father was a Presbyterian minister, working among the poor in West Virginia. He had taken what amounted to a vow of poverty when he accepted that call and so we never had much money. — James Green Somerville

The marketing department uses many advanced techniques to match products and buyers in a way that mximizes profits. For example, they give away keychains. — Scott Adams

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. — Will Rogers

The stock market resembles a huge laundry in which institutions take in large blocks of each others washing ... without rhyme or reason. — Benjamin Graham

Tommy and Adam Cowan, over at Markdale, are twins; and they're both cross-eyed. So I s'posed that was what being twins meant. — L.M. Montgomery