Karovalter Quotes & Sayings

If it were me, I'd have punched her right in the face, I don't care how good her bloody biscuits are. — Jennifer DeLucy

sight of the name on the screen. Anna. It grows when I read the text. This message is brought to you by the BCBS [Booty Call Broadcasting System]. If you are back in town, get your wet ass over here. — Kristen Callihan

While being madly in love is fun, perhaps one should aspire to be sanely in love. — Jessica Zafra

Do you prefer to be called Richard or Dick?"
"Ric."
"Dick? I'll make a note of that on your file." I spoke aloud as I wrote. "Patient prefers to be called Dick. — Zathyn Priest

The only thing that matters in the end is your own survival. It's what humans and cockroaches are best at. — Susan Ee