No fools are so difficult to manage as those with some brains. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld
The optimist sees the doughnut but the pessimist see 452 calories and a shed load of sugar ... — James Minter
When you pray with this pipe, you pray for and with everything. — Black Elk
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. — Bill Watterson
If the shoe fits you're lucky. — Malcolm Forbes