Karma Is A Bitch Quotes & Sayings

Karma was a bitch and a half. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

And you were right, Karma is a bitch...and I'm her best friend --Stasia, Chosen — Kristen Day

Fate is an ugly bitch that hates you with a passion. — Ali Parker

Things are going to catch up to you one day, asshole!" She yells as I step into the hallway. "Karma is one hell of a bitch!" "I know." I toss back. "I fucked her two weeks ago ... — Whitney Gracia Williams

If karma comes for me today...I plan on shooting the bitch right between the eyes. — Suzanne Steele

It's already bad. I'm honestly not sure how much worse it's going to get. Notice that I didn't say couldn't get worse. It can always get worse. I know this. And thus I refuse to tempt fate. Superstitious - probably. But magic exists. So does karma, and karma can be a bitch. — Cat Adams

Fate might hate me, but that doesn't stop me from hoping one day she forgets about her favorite chew toy. When that day comes I hope karma has some fun with that bitch fate — Harper Sloan

Karma was giving every evidence of being just a bit pissed with him already. No need to egg the bitch on. — Heather R. Blair

I hate when people play politics with me; when I have never tried to play politics with anyone. I always try to play fair with everyone. But; karma is still treating me like a bitch. Sometimes I am lucky — Temitope Owosela

LIFE IS CRAZY, and sometimes it totally veers off course. Seriously, sometimes it flows by nice and smooth and then wham! you get bitch-slapped out of nowhere by events and coincidences that seem nigh unbelievable. Is this what the poets call fate or destiny or karma? Maybe. — Ilsa Madden-Mills

Oh, yeah, this girl was going down. She had no idea who she was messing with. And, sadly, she didn't seem to care.
I hoped her drawer came up short at the end of her shift. Karma's a bitch. — Darynda Jones

Karma, you are one demented bitch. — Carian Cole

She was right. Karma was a bitch, but so was I. — Julie Murphy

One thing I love about life and God: the creator of life.
Within a blink of an eye; things can change either good or bad. It depends on how you want it.
Good in the sense that luck will come to you; if you wish, want, need or even require the good changes.
But, bad same as good changes; but, if you are evil. The evil you did will bite you in the ass. Remember these quotes:
- You sow what you reap
- Karma is a bitch (if you are evil) or Karma is a blessing (if you are good)
- What goes around will eventually come around
- What goes up will come down
So be careful what you do to others.
That's why I am always cautious on the way I treat people. Yes; I am not perfect. But, I always try to be the best I can as a good and loving person despite my roots that is horrifying. — Temitope Owosela

Shane's dad stopped the van," Claire said. "He took Monica as a hostage."
For a second, neither one of them moved, and then Eve whooped and held up her hand for a high five. Claire just stared at her, and Eve compensated by clapping both hands over her head. "Yesssss!" she said, and did a totally geeky victory dance. "Couldn't have happened to a nicer psycho!"
"Hey!" Claire yelled, and Eve froze in midcelebration. It was stupid, but Claire was angry; she knew Eve was right, knew she had no reason at all to think Monica was ever going to be anything but a gigantic pain in the ass, but ... "Shane's dad's going to burn her if they go through with the execution. He has a blowtorch."
The glee dropped out of Eve's expression. "Oh," she said. "Well ... still. Not like she didn't ask for it. Karma's a bitch, and so am I. — Rachel Caine

People say karma's a bitch. Personally, I really don't think I'm that bad. — Donna Augustine

But, mark my words; someday she'll get what's coming to her. Karma's a bigger bitch than she is, — Kathleen Brooks

Did you really believe I was Toby? Puh-lease. I would have killed myself too. I mean, honestly - ew. He totally had it coming. Karma's a bitch, and so am I - just ask Aria, Emily, Hanna, and Spencer ... — Sara Shepard

Karma is a bitch. — V.K. Springs

karma's a bitch, and so am I — Rachel Caine

I was in the biggest breakdown of my life when I stopped crying long enough to let the words of my epiphany really sink in. That whore, karma, had finally made her way around, and had just bitch-slapped me right across the face. The realization only made me cry harder. — Jennifer Salaiz

Are you superstitious?"
"I've been known to knock wood on occasion and I do firmly believe Karma is a bitch." She let out a short laugh. "Do you think less of me now?"
"Not at all, but I do think less of myself if I let you stand here in the hot sun and haven't even offered you something cold to drink. What's your pleasure?"
John wrangled his mind off the many pleasures they could share together if things were different. — Cat Johnson

Karma is one hell of a bitch! — Whitney G.

...maybe karma isn't a bitch after all, she's just fair."
Kate O'Malley
CLAMMING UP — Lee-Anne Stack

Karma was a bitch with a good sense of humor. — Jill Shalvis

This is Karma. I'm a bitch. Can you think of anyone who deserves a bitch slap? - Kat — Jenny Han

Never envy someone! Envy is bad karma and karma is a bitch ;) — Maria N.

Karma is a bitch, bitch. — Eileen Cook

Let's just say if karma's a bitch...
I'm her bastard of a brother. — Suzanne Steele

Karma's a bitch with a broken heart. But she wears a smile on her face because she's the queen of revenge. — Sandra Golden

People say karma is a bitch but I have news for you, karma doesn't have anything on fate when she is after blood. Not a single thing. — Harper Sloan

Karma can be a beautiful maiden or a bitch... — Lada Ray

He's put her through so much ... so goddamn much. Karma's a bitch, though, and that bitch had better get to work. — Melissa Brown

Karma is a boomerang and a bitch. — Anna Quindlen