Kargman Jill Quotes & Sayings

When I married Mr. Right, I didn't realize his first name was ALWAYS. — Jill Kargman

I wanted to make a late-night-type show that happened to be in the morning for moms. Bravo was more interested in a blend of my books 'Momzillas' and 'Sometimes I Feel Like a Nut,' which is a collection of nonfiction essays. — Jill Kargman

A lot of people might define a life well lived by how much is in the bank. I feel like it's how much you laugh. — Jill Kargman

If you seek reality you must set yourself free of all backgrounds, of all cultures, of all patterns of thinking and feeling. Even the idea of being man or woman, or even human should be discarded. The ocean of life contains all, not only humans. So, first of all abandon all self-identification, stop thinking of yourself as such-and-such or so-and-so, this or that. Abandon all self-concern, worry not about your welfare, material or spiritual, abandon every desire, gross or subtle, stop thinking of achievement of any kind. You are complete here and now, you need absolutely nothing. — Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj

Every restriction of trade creates vested interests that are from then on opposed to its removal. — Ludwig Von Mises

I get verbal diarrhea in the writers' room. I just tell everyone a million anecdotes and stories and craziness, and we all double up on the floor laughing. — Jill Kargman

When you look at the 'New York Times,' you look at other elite media, what you largely get are pictures of very wealthy nations and the nations we've invaded. — Ethan Zuckerman

Art as language ... in the future there will only be art. This common language will carry the message of love. — Theo Van Doesburg

What people do behind closed doors is certainly not my concern unless I'm there with them. — Dolly Parton

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. — Quincy Jones

No matter what town you are in, there is some social order and a different yardstick to chart. In New York, people create things like schools and speaking languages and second homes. — Jill Kargman

I always did my own thing. I'm not an outsider, but I have one foot in and one foot out. — Jill Kargman

Let me give you a wonderful Zen practice. Wake up in the morning ... look in the mirror, and laugh at yourself. — Bernie Glassman

My five best friends, who were my bridesmaids in my wedding, are still my best friends. — Jill Kargman

This fine young man had all the inclination to be a profligate of the first water, and only lacked the one good trait in the common catalogue of debauched vices - open-handedness - to be a notable vagabond. But there his griping and penurious habits stepped in; and as one poison will sometimes neutralise another, when wholesome remedies would not avail, so he was restrained by a bad passion from quaffing his full measure of evil, when virtue might have sought to hold him back in vain. — Charles Dickens