Karelis Garcia Quotes & Sayings

Giving works best when the Lord's portion is removed first and believers learn to live within the remainder. — Max Anders

A wise man (or the first comedian in history) once said, "If you wish to make God laugh, tell him your plans." This is why during praying, I occasionally slip in my business plans. If there were an internet of somekind in heaven, my story would've been forwarded to everyone even before lunch break. — Isman H. Suryaman

Dolby was in the driver's seat. "Surround Sound" was added. Now we had three speakers behind the screen, two more on the left side of the theater, and two on the right. A closely guarded secret about all this is that you hear the correct balance only if you're sitting in the center of the theater. On the left or right side, those speakers tend to dominate. — Sidney Lumet

True literacy is becoming an arcane art and the nation [United States] is steadily dumbing down. — Isaac Asimov

We hold each other's lives in our open hands, not in clenched fists. — Lloyd Alexander

Again, I find it difficult to be taken care of and rarely acknowledge it, and every act he does registers, but I also just need to verbally acknowledge him and hug him. — Patricia Heaton

I like a person who knows how to say something dark at a very dark moment. The darker the moment and the darker the comic, the better. Something that is so wrong on all levels. — Octavia Spencer

To quote a dictum of Simon, what a horse does under compulsion he does blindly, and his performance is no more beautiful than would be that of a ballet-dancer taught by whip and goad. — Xenophon

I have worked with Presidents since Eisenhower. We serve together. — John Dingell

He kisses like a poet. Like he's writing poems on my lips. — Veronica Rossi

It's impossible for a white person to believe in capitalism and not believe in racism. — Malcolm X

Look at my papa here; he's been dead all these years, and yet he is more real to me than almost anybody else. He never goes out of my life. I talk to him and consult him all the time. The older I grow, the better I know him and the more I understand him. — Willa Cather

And for a little while he lay still, breathing lightly as if he expected total repose would restore everything to its normal and unquestionable state. — Franz Kafka

The education of the will is the object of our existence. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

A mad scientist builds a monster out of body parts. The monster heads into the woods and kills a little girl. Who, then, is most responsible? The mad scientist or the monster?"
"The answer to that question is obvious, sir."
"It is?"
"Of course, sir - it's neither the scientist nor the monster."
"Then who is the most responsible?"
"The little girl in the woods."
"The little girl in the woods?"
"For failing to adequately protect herself, sir. — Anthony O'Neill