Kapten Ri Quotes & Sayings

I'm "crushable." That was the craziest thing. They called me "crushable" on some website. — Alex Shaffer

It could be disastrous to speak your mind while you are deep in thought. — C.J. Langenhoven

I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm sure you are aware of it. You don't need a sign to tell anybody about it. — Larry The Cable Guy

Tell me something. Why did I have to know the truth about Margot and know it with absolute certainty? Or rather why, knowing the truth, did I have to know more, prove more, see? Does one need to know more, ever more and more, in order that one put off acting on it or maybe even not act at all? — Walker Percy

The West is now closed. — Frederick Jackson Turner

Let's hope it isn't fever, she thought. It couldn't be, more likely some infinite weariness, a longing to curl up inside herself, her eyes, especially her eyes, turned inwards, more, more, more, until they could reach and observe inside her own brain, there where the difference between seeing and not seeing is invisible to the naked eye. — Jose Saramago

Being on TV is like being alive, only more so. — John Updike

The problem with comprehension is, it often comes too late. — Rasmenia Massoud

If you have formed a circle to go into,Go into it yourself and see how you would do. — William Blake

The consistent and persistent man of average intelligence is more likely to succeed than an erratic and lazy genius. — Om Swami

Yes I had to dress up in drag but what fun. And now I feel like a real lady. — Robbie Williams

The world will always need revolution. That doesn't mean shooting and violence. A revolution is when you change your thinking. Confucianism and Christianity were both revolutionary. — Jose Mujica

I feel like you're trying to convince me that we don't need condoms, but fuck that. If you impregnate me, I'm going to devour " you like a praying mantis." I pin Zeph against the wall and kiss her hard, because her threatening to kill or mutilate me is always so hot. — Gisele Walko

Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, "No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?" Who is that sign for? Is it for the dog, or the blind person? — Jerry Seinfeld

I always acted like a star long before I was one — Madonna Ciccone