Kappa League Quotes & Sayings

Listen, if you walk into a whorehouse and find yourself getting sucked off, it's because you put some money on the counter, not because the gods transported a pair of lips to your cock.' 'That's . . . a really incredible metaphor, Jean, but I think I could use some help translating it.' 'What I'm saying is, we have a duty to accept on faith, but also a duty to weigh and judge. Once you insist that some mundane thing was actually the miraculous hand of the gods, why not treat everything that way? When you start finding messages from the heavens in your breakfast sausages, you've thrown aside your responsibility to use your head. If the gods wanted credulous idiots for priests, why wouldn't they make you that way when you were chosen? — Scott Lynch

Principle I:;: Legal rights are presumptive rights. — William Ernest Hocking

One of the Georges - I forget which - once said that a certain number of hours' sleep each night - I cannot recall at the moment how many - made a man something which for the time being has slipped my memory. — P.G. Wodehouse

We must dress to make other women jealous and to attract men. — Zane Grey

We haven't failed. We now know a thousand things that won't work, so we are much closer to finding what will. — Thomas A. Edison

The hole left by the moon's tearing-free and monument to her exile; — Thomas Pynchon

It's not possible to be close to God without thinking about the lost. They never leave His mind. — Christine Caine

Sure, I'd like a child of my own. I'd also like a laser pistol, that doesn't mean someone should give me one. — Alex Bosworth

There are extensive contacts between Saddam Hussein's government and al Qaeda. — Joe Lieberman

The "allies" of today would be the bureaucrats of tomorrow ... — Albert Meltzer

God is not a vending machine where if you put in enough prayer quarters we get a Reese's Pieces bag that pops out. — Joel C. Rosenberg

Chantel plays the piece with such passion that I can only sum it up as this: If the notion of sublime were to take musical form, this is what you would hear. — Ella Frank

And as it turns out, as soon as we are willing to be the last, we actually become first. When we admit we are least, we feel like the greatest. And when we lose our lives, we find it all . . . all the love, all the life, all the thrill, all the fulfillment. — Jen Hatmaker

I never, ever have seen media this way. It's almost indescribable. Making up stories, refusing to run real stories. It's making themselves look like utter fools. There's no journalism, there is no media. There's pure, full-fledged advocacy here. — Rush Limbaugh