Kapil Sharma Show Quotes & Sayings

Many people can do all the wrong in this world and get away with it. I am not one of these people. I am a friend and servant of the almighty God Jehovah and always have the highest authority to answer to. With him...integrity is everything. — Timothy Pina

One should never fall in the belief that you can find someone to pick you up. — Niccolo Machiavelli

Are your convictions so fragile that mine cannot stand in opposition to them? Is your God so illusory that the presence of my Devil reveals his insufficiency? — Marquis De Sade

The time for thinkers has come. — Mary Baker Eddy

People expect comedy from me but I am not just a stand-up comedian anymore. I act on stage, host 'Jhalak Dikhhla Jaa' and also conduct interviews on my show. I have grown as a person and an artiste. — Kapil Sharma

Only in cartoons and fairy tales and greeting cards do endings have glitter — Holly Goldberg Sloan

We are to be strong in faith, and soft in love. — John Stott

When you leave a place, it's best to leave. — John Green

Suffering has clear causes in your brain and body, so if you change its causes, you'll suffer a lot less. And you can change those causes. — Rick Hanson

I think happy thoughts and feel happy things and I do not let myself near the swirling black edges of the hole that is my soul when I look at them. — Kiersten White

My dance on the pedestal was my friendship with Maureen. I wasn't sure how I had lost my balance and fallen off. Or whether I was pushed. Everyone around me was trying to get me to dance again. The thing was, I hadn't quite given up on getting back up there. I still believed it was the only place where I could be happy. — Lynne Rae Perkins