Kantoorhumor Quotes & Sayings

I notice that Autumn is more the season of the soul than of nature. — Friedrich Nietzsche

I hope I never get in a fix like that," Taubman said. "Hating someone I once loved. — Philip K. Dick

I don't have a magic formula for prioritizing the world's problems. — Bill Gates

Why people wanted to dance whenever it got dark was beyond him. Somehow, the two seemed to go together, like bees and flowers, or flies and dung. Darkness and dancing. — Terry Goodkind

They're going to leave me. All I wanted to do was lie in the dry prickly grass with my feet in a ditch forever. I could be a convenient sort of milemarker, I thought. Get to the thief and you know you are halfway to Methana. Where ever Methana might be. — Megan Whalen Turner

Jigsaw Lady is the working title of a science fiction novel I've had in my head for darn near 15 years. I think I'll start work on it next year (in all my spare time) but I'd like to get it finished some day. — Raymond E. Feist

That's the advantage of insomnia. People who go to be early always complain that the night is too short, but for those of us who stay up all night, it can feel as long as a lifetime. You get a lot done — Banana Yoshimoto

We are all stupid assholes; leaving alone and complaining forever. — M.F. Moonzajer

Most people simply go through life. They feel that they're making choices in their lives that cause destiny to move in certain ways. I would suggest that they have no control of their lives, all their choices are really made for them. — Frederick Lenz

To see the best before I have properly begun would be somewhat premature. — Kazuo Ishiguro

I didn't like fairy tales when I was younger. I found a lot of fairy tales scary. They really didn't sit well with me. — Amanda Seyfried

Not to perceive the little weaknesses and the idle but innocent affectations of the company may be allowable as a sort of polite duty. The company will be pleased with you if you do, and most probably will not be reformed by you if you do not. — Lord Chesterfield