Kans Grass Quotes & Sayings

Though it is folly to suppose that happiness is a matter of volition, and that we can make ourselves content and cheerful whenever we choose a theory that many poor hypochondriacs are taunted with till they are nigh driven mad yet, on the other hand, no sane mind is ever left without the power of self-discipline and self-control in a measure, which measure increases in proportion as it is exercised. — Dinah Maria Murlock Craik

I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor. — Dick Gregory

Are you an American? No, I am not an American. I am the American. — Mark Twain

Everything is in the process of becoming something else. It's the law of change. — C.J. Roberts

To the extent that sacrifices need to be made, shouldn't the people who've made out like bandits this past generation be first in line? The problem with getting out of the slump is that we need to spend more. It's not that somebody needs to spend less. We have idle workers who have the skills and the willingness to work. We have idle factories. Dealing with this is not about saying somebody needs to suffer. It's saying that we need to be prepared to open the taps. — Paul Krugman

This morning's lecture was on how to avoid ninjas, which might have been interesting if step one hadn't been "Stay out of Japan." Furthermore, Crandall had quickly become sidetracked, — Stuart Gibbs

My work in books, films and talks lies almost wholly with children, and I have very little time to give to grown-ups. — Enid Blyton