Kangaroo Pouch Quotes & Sayings

The Barnes Foundation is the only sane place to see art in America. — Henri Matisse

If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch. — Steve Fowler

You may share the labors of the great, but you will not share the spoil. — Aesop

These hips are mighty hips.
These hips are magic hips.
I have known them
to put a spell on a man
and spin him like a top — Carol Shields

How true, how true" said the Sour Kangaroo, "And from now on, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to protect them with you!" And the Young Kangaroo in her pouch said "Me too! — Dr. Seuss

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Mystery is the essential element of every work of art. — Luis Bunuel

How small the cosmos (a kangaroo's pouch would hold it), how paltry and puny in comparison to human consciousness, to a single individual recollection, and its expression in words! — Vladimir Nabokov

Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary; the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into the pouch, and proceeds to mature. I'd have a baby if it would develop in my handbag. — Rita Rudner

Where I'm fortunate and why I think I've thrived and survived, through the not having albums out every year-and-a-half, is not taking the songs lightly and trying to make sure I've got consistency. — Rodney Atkins

Hands-Off Parenting Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary: The baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into the pouch, and proceeds to mature. I'd have a baby if it would develop in my handbag. RITA RUDNER — Anonymous