Kammann Sausage Quotes & Sayings

If I wished to punish my enemy, I should make him hate somebody. — Hannah More

I have enough music coming out of my kids' bedrooms when I'm at home. — Rod Stewart

Jeff: You know most people who've had near death experiances say they say a white light. What did you see?

Akmed: I saw flying car parts!


Jeff: What was the last thing that went through your mind?


Akmed: My ass. But I saw a blue Prius! Is it true you have one of those? Did you know that if your driving down the highway in a Prius and you stick your hand out the window the car will turn?! — Jeff Dunham

Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them. — Frank Herbert

All that matters is love and work. — Sigmund Freud

I know I have but the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king, and of a king of England too. — Elizabeth I

That is my best friend because it is a gift of the creator to Africans. It is a spirit. Marijuana has five fingers of creation ... it enhances all your five senses. — Fela Kuti