Kalcker Como Quotes & Sayings

A lot of good love can happen in ten years. — Jim Carrey

Disaster usually happens for me when everything I have counted on has stopped working, including all my best skills, intentions, and good ideas. — Anne Lamott

I never defend my material. Comedy is subjective. — Sarah Silverman

My father was in a dance band, and I wanted to do what he did, play the saxophone, but I couldn't blow a note, so he suggested the guitar. Chromatic harmonica was actually my first instrument, and I got very good at it - not quite Stevie Wonder, but very good. — Pete Townshend

Kill the guard real dead for me," Matt said when Grayson made a move toward the door, "and pick up Chinese food". — Dorothy McFalls

If people could only walk their talk, then this planet would be a positive place to live. — Maddy Malhotra