Kaiserschmarrn Wolfgang Quotes & Sayings

Jeff- "A Hanukkah tradition is making potato pancakes. For something a little different, use a sweet potato. Anything you'd like to add, Walter?"

Walter- "Accept Jesus as your Savior or you'll burn in Hell for all eternity. — Jeff Dunham

Employment is my right my destiny. — James A. Baldwin

To the birds and trees he talks:
Caesar of his leafy Rome,
There the poet is at home. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Of all the rocks upon which we build our lives, we are reminded today that family is the most important. And we are called to recognize and honor how critical every father is to that foundation. They are teachers and coaches. They are mentors and role models. They are examples of success and the men who constantly push us toward it. — Barack Obama

The minute you humiliate people, you've lost them for life. — Gregory Wasson

At the same time, most of what government does that helps them is now so deeply woven into the thread of daily life that it's no longer recognizable as government. — Robert B. Reich

One function of art is to de-kitschify kitsch. — John Bayley

Both of you be safe," Nessa said, looking to Turner. "Welcome to my messed up home, by the way."
"Messed up?" Turner asked. "They seem like a loving bunch, all willing to kill each other off. What's family if there isn't any drama?" Turner winked at Nessa, and she nodded in reply. Drama was what the sidhe were all about. — B. Kristin McMichael

He had seemed huge and fat. He was all of that, but he was also a man of unbelievable strength. His — Louis L'Amour

The surest way to be alone is to get married. — Gloria Steinem

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo. — Douglas Coupland

Telescopes and binoculars endanger the ever-distant sublime. — Mason Cooley

Human wisdom tells us to get as much as we can, believe only what we can see, enjoy pleasure, and avoid pain. God's wisdom tells us to give all we can, believe what we can't see, enjoy service, and expect persecution. See that your life reflects the difference. — Anonymous

War ... strengthened the position of the armament industries ... to a point ... that these industries dominated the economies and therefore the governments of all the participating nations ... war barbarised and lowered the already very low level of accepted conduct. — Doris Lessing