Kaiser Fontana Quotes & Sayings

How do the turtles find Ascension Island? There are sharks in the water too. Some of the turtles get eaten by sharks. Do the turtles know about sharks? How do they not think about the sharks when they're swimming that 1,400 miles? Green turtles must have the kind of mind that doesn't think about sharks unless a shark is there. That must be how it is with them. I can't believe they'd swim 1,400 miles thinking about sharks. — Russell Hoban

When the legend becomes fact, print the legend, — Robert Wuhl

Learning how not to do things is as hard as learning how to do them. Harder, maybe. There'd be a sight more frogs in this world if I didn't know how not to turn people into them. And big pink balloons, too. — Terry Pratchett

Don't pretend to comfort me, my friend.
I might also pretend to not let you down. — Toba Beta

I guess if you're stupid enough to join the army without thinking about getting shot at, then you really are a fool. — James Blunt