Kaarawan Funny Quotes & Sayings

I'm a Hollywood writer, so I put on my sports jacket and take off my brain. — Ben Hecht

So woods are spooky. Quite apart from the thought that they may harbor wild beasts and armed, genetically challenged fellows named Zeke and Festus, there is something innately sinister about them, some ineffable thing that makes you sense an atmosphere of pregnant doom with every step and leaves you profoundly aware that you are out of your element and ought to keep your ears pricked. Though you tell yourself it's preposterous, you can't quite shake the feeling that you are being watched. You order yourself to be serene (it's just a woods for goodness sake), but really you are jumpier than Don Knotts with pistol drawn. — Bill Bryson

The girl never really lived, and so she has never really died. — Oscar Wilde

The organization of information actually creates new information. — Richard Saul Wurman

It seems that the merest breeze causes me to bleed. Each breath feels like I'm swallowing glass. — Kaori Ozaki

I am more and more convinced that true revolutionaries must perceive the revolution, because of its creative and liberating nature, as an act of love. For me, the revolution, which is not possible without a theory of revolution - and therefore science - is not irreconcilable with love. — Che Guevera

Tyranny is yielding to the lust of the governing. — John Fletcher

The best Mother's Day gift I ever got was just a full day with the kids where they did their mommy pampering. They cut cucumbers and put them on my eyes and my daughter gave me a facial. I'm not even sure what was in it! — Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Literature is about as unnecessarily necessarily as tableware or ironed shirts. — Peter Bichsel

Stand up and walk. Keep going forward. You have two strong legs to take you there. — Hiromu Arakawa

Every day. I wrote Dallas's words on a piece of paper, and they hang above my office door: "Arrange your days so that you experience total contentment, joy, and confidence in your everyday life with God." They are the first words I see every morning when I come to work. The stream is your soul. And you are the Keeper. — John Ortberg

This notion [skepticism] is more clearly understood by asking "What do I know?" — Michel De Montaigne

The job of the color photographer is to provide some level of abstraction that can take the image out of the daily. — Joel Sternfeld