K Ltemittel Quotes & Sayings

I went over to where Ted was leaning against the green cinderblock wall. He was sitting with his legs splayed out below the bulletin board, which was full of notices from the Mathematical Society of America, which nobody ever read, Peanuts comic strips (the acme of humor, in the late Mrs. Underwood's estimation), and a poster showing Bertrand Russell and a quote: "Gravity alone proves the existence of God." But any undergraduate in creation could have told Bertrand that it has been conclusively proved that there is no gravity; the earth just sucks. — Richard Bachman

When we see the faults of others, we are to forgive and forbear in humility. — James MacDonald

If Roger stopped right now and never won another match, to me he'd already be one of the greatest players to ever play the game. To me, he's the greatest all around talent that I've ever seen. — John McEnroe

When I do overcome my fear - what's going to happen is that I'm going to want a plane. — DJ Khaled

Thinking instead of acting is the number one golf disease. — Sam Snead

Sometimes the only thing we women want is a dick and no arguments. What could make us happier? — Linda Fiorentino

Imagine a fifteen-year-old boy. Nope. That was not right at all. Try again. — Joseph Fink

Customers know when you are trying to sell them something if it is the right fit or not. Don't be that person — Timi Nadela

Do we always do the things that God would take pleasure, or that we do things we think God would take pleasure. — Jestoni Revealed

Stupidity gets up early; that is why events are accustomed to happening in the morning. — Karl Kraus

How many thoughts float in and out of your head without your stopping to identify them? How many ideas and insights have escaped because you forgot to pay attention? — Maria Konnikova