Jurkowski Truck Quotes & Sayings

Self-administering oral sex is not my cup of tea, but you have to hand it to him for his ruthless determination to enjoy himself. — Justin Halpern

Last Christmas, I got the worst gift a guy ever gave me. He gave me a lottery ticket ... what's the guy even thinking there. Here you go ... nothing! Merry Christmas! It's nothing! — Norm MacDonald

FORTRAN was the language of choice for the same reason that three-legged races are popular. — Ken Thompson

I would love to see the French spending money to restore Iraq. — Bob Schaffer

Art is great fun but it's not important. What's important is to be healthy and love. — Marty Rubin

There are many individuals, companies and even countries operating in what I call a 'me first' mentality, which is effectively a purely competitive approach to life, treating the planet as if it has infinite resources and pitting one country against another for supremacy. — Simon Mainwaring

The easy way to make money is to get special political privilege. From the beginning of time, business has cozied up to government and gotten restrictions on competition and subsidies and stuff. — Charles Koch

If it takes me 10 years to be the musician I want to be, great. — Demi Lovato

A respectable appearance is sufficient to make people more interested in your soul — Karl Lagerfeld