Jurate Ir Quotes & Sayings

My devastating man, in all of his challenging ways. — Jodi Ellen Malpas

People expect us to be different, but we're not. We're very similar people, and it's because we're so similar and close to each other that we make each other laugh - in fact we make each other laugh more than we make anyone else laugh. — Adrian Edmondson

I don't mind cold water. I mean, it's fine. Wetsuits will serve you these days; it doesn't really matter. — Joel Parkinson

If he was going to be given news about his mother, it had to come not in bits and pieces, but as a comprehensive 'revelation.' It had to be, as it were, a vivid cosmic landscape, the full vast expanse of which could be seen in a split second. — Haruki Murakami

Eo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs.
"Narcissus is a loser! He's so weak, he can't bench-press a Kleenex. He's so lame when you look up lame on Wikipedia, it's got a picture of Narcissus-only the picture is so ugly , no one ever checks it out."
Narcissus knit his handsome eyebrows. His face was turning from bronze to salmon pink. For the moment, he'd totally forgotten about the pond, and Leo could see the sheet of bronze sinking into the sand. — Rick Riordan

Of such a letter, Death himself might well have been the post-boy. — Herman Melville