Juraste J Quotes & Sayings

Spiritual is the word people use when they mean they want to be covered whey they die but they're not getting up early on a Sunday. — Richard Jeni

It's not a luxury if you can't do without it! — Elizabeth Jane Howard

Goliath, dissatisfied with his size advantage, has bought David's sling. — Michael Lewis

If you are low income in the United States, you have a higher chance of going to jail than getting a 4-year degree. — Bill Gates

Every time it starts to snow, I would like to have sex. — Mary Ruefle

If a man wants to read good books, he must make a point of avoiding bad ones; for life is short, and time and energy limited. — Arthur Schopenhauer

When I was eight, it was clear I was a very good singer. — Lesley Manville

Handsome boy that you are ... aren't you ... yes, you are. She smooshes his face in her hands, and I actually find myself jealous of my dog.
I'm jealous of my dog.
I really need to get laid. — Samantha Towle

The safest rule of conduct is to claim kinship when we want to do service and not to insist on kinship when we want to assert a right. — Mahatma Gandhi

I was weaned on chicken-fried steak and hominy grits with goopy gravy all over. I loved meat and wore fur. — Kathy Freston