Jurar Significado Quotes & Sayings

If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female, you win. — Megan Fox

1 Let every aperson be in subjection to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except bfrom God, and those which exist are established by God. 2Therefore he who resists authority has opposed the ordinance of God; and they who have opposed will receive condemnation upon themselves. — Anonymous

A married woman has the same right to control her own body as does an unmarried woman. — Sol Wachtler

I am master of my own destiny, and I can make my life anything that I wish it to be. — Roger McDonald

To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney. — Andy Borowitz

I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points. — Zach Galifianakis