Juranoid Quotes & Sayings

Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno. — David Letterman

Noelle slid up Rachel's body and turned her face with a gentle hand on her cheek. "Ace has to make his choice," she murmured, stroking Rachel's lips. "He doesn't get to lock you away from pleasure because he's all tangle up. You're made for joy. — Kit Rocha

A lot of things you do to cover up insecurities can be just as harmful to you as anything else. — Tyler Joseph

She wanted to scream her rage to the uncaring universe, but she couldn't breathe. — Jayne Ann Krentz

Life is good when you have a good sandwich. — Keanu Reeves

In the World Cup, much depends for every team on how it develops during the tournament. There are always rising tensions. They come from within, and they come from the media. — Franz Beckenbauer

World class is a phrase used by provincial cities and second-rate entertainment events, as well as a wide variety of insecure individuals, to assert that they are not provincial or second-rate, thereby confirming that they are. — John Ralston Saul

Misery is the stuff of comedy, if one can just live long enough to get over it. — Charles Platt

Do I look like a sex-symbol or a pin-up boy? It's just that my father presented me like a dream. — Hrithik Roshan

Health is more than the mere absence of disease, it's the presence of a superior state of well being, a pizzazz, a vitality that has to be worked for each and every day of your life. You cannot get it in a bottle or from Dr. Phil. Its got to be gotten through diet and execise and rest and recreation and attitudes of mind working all together every day of your life and then, young men can become supermen and old men can become older ... — Dorian "Doc" Paskowitz

I know what you want to hear, doctor, but I'm sorry, you're not going to pry some sordid confession out of me. — Barbara Mujica

A girl's reaction to an offer for her first kiss should not be vomit. — April Erwin

Self-importance is a trap, because the moment we start to think that we actually matter is the moment when things start to go wrong. The truth is that you are supremely unimportant and nothing matters. All of man's striving is for nothing; all effort is wasted. To realize that everything is meaningless is tremendously liberating, since it then leaves us completely free to create our own lives and ignore the plans that others have for us. — Tom Hodgkinson

Nothing good was withheld from me, even moral guidance was provided as my uncle read to me nightly out of a King James red-letter edition Bible. "Them's the Good Lord's words in red," he would say reverently. These lessons installed in me a sense of moral propriety and spiritual obligation that I would later misconstrue to my own detriment. The strength of character I gleaned from them would enable me to survive myself and all lesser foes. — Sara Niles