Juntado Amontonado Quotes & Sayings

God not only sees where you are, He sees where you can be. — Joyce Meyer

I remembah when you whuh a tiny baby and I had to lift those tiny legs and wipe the SHIT out of you-ah tuchus. It was fuckin' disgustin'. — Sarah Silverman

My visit to England is a memorable event in my life, from the fact of my having there received strong, religious impressions. The contemptuous manner in which the communion had been administered to colored people in my native place; the church membership of Dr. Flint and others like him; and the buying and selling of slaves, by professed ministers of the gospel, had given me a prejudice against the Episcopal church. The whole service seemed to me a mockery and a sham. But my home in Steventon was in the home of a clergyman, who was a true disciple of Jesus. The beauty of his daily life inspired me with faith in the genuineness of Christian professions. Grace entered my heart, and I knelt at the communion table, I trust, in true humility of soul. — Harriet Jacobs

You have to start by changing the story you tell yourself
about getting older... The minute you say to yourself, 'Time
is everything, and I'm going to make sure that time is used
the way I dream it should be used,' then you've got a whole
different story. — Diane Sawyer

A company is stronger if it is bound by love rather than by fear. — Herb Kelleher

I've played with some very famous bandits in my time on the celebrity golf circuit. — Jasper Carrott

Pandemonium, the high capital Of Satan and his peers. — John Milton

Percy was getting tired of water.
If he said that aloud, he would probably get kicked out of Poseidon's Junior Sea Scouts, but he didn't care. — Rick Riordan

The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind. — H.P. Lovecraft

I haven't pursued it as a senator because I know it's like spitting in the wind. But I still believe it's the right thing. And if I were governor and a bill came to my desk that provided for background checks at gun shows, I would sign that. — Wendy Davis

Conversations with my counterparts in Europe have made clear that many of them recognize NATO's limitations and understand the need for reform. — Sergei Lavrov