Junipers Restaurant Quotes & Sayings

Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which they then use to inseminate one another using turkey basters in order to create a legion of demon babies. Well, that's only part of it. We are also active in community outreach programs. — Amy Sedaris

I'm not good at standing on platforms and persuading people to my political point of view. Nor would I seek to. My gift is completely different. It's for presenting an imaginative version of the world which I hope people would recognize and be affected by. — David Hare

YOU WILL SEE it coming. Not you actually because you don't see for yourself yet, everyone is busy seeing for you, days filled with unsolicited advice you don't take and trite warnings you can't hear and the whitewashing of all your excitement. Yes, they definitely saw it coming, exactly the way it came. When — Stephanie Danler

Scientists expect to be improved on and corrected; they hope to be — Isaac Asimov

Some people confuse intensity for passion and challenge for attraction. — Donna Lynn Hope

The place of happiness you can return to is in the arms of the one you love. — Yuki Yoshihara

Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair? — Dennis Miller

You changed your future the moment you let me into your bed. — Pepper Winters

And stop smoking," I yelled after him. "You smell like cheap ham! — Timur Vermes