Jugglers Cast Quotes & Sayings

And she slid it out to check the message. Are you at the conference? Hayden. Well, damn. She hadn't — K.A. Linde

I'm sitting at the bar, rearranging the order of my jokes. I'm under the delusion that I'm having bad shows because of some cosmic misalignment of words, phrases, and ideas. I may as well have cast runes into a spirit bowl, hoping that the collective heart of the audience would open to my necromantic call. Maybe that's how jugglers do it. Those guys never have shitty sets. — Patton Oswalt

Pure, holy simplicity confounds all the wisdom of this world and the wisdom of the flesh. — Francis Of Assisi

To be heroic may mean nothing more than this then, to stand in the face of the status quo, in the face of an easy collapse into the madness of an increasingly chaotic world and represent another way. — Mike Alsford

I've been down in Florida since 1979. When you're born in Nebraska you really can't explain it. — Larry The Cable Guy

We all know, of course, what to make of our newspapers. The deaf man writes down what the blind man has told him, the village idiot edits it, and their colleagues in the other press houses copy it. Each story is doused afresh with the same stagnant infusion of lies, so that the "splendid" brew can then be served up to a clueless Volk. — Timur Vermes

Wise men say, 'Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza. — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

If my life were a fragrance, it would smell like the sea. — Sanober Khan

Antonina felt convinced that people needed to connect more with their animal nature, but also that animals long for human company, reach out for human attention. — Diane Ackerman

The institution of private property ... is undergoing, at this time, a strain never put on it before. Not because the corporation, in essence, is retrogressive or unrepublican, but because in fact, it is unrepublican, and for that reason retrogressive also. — Peter S. Grosscup

I never really did Christmas before. Christmas Day? I mean - what's that? What's it all about? I was always flying on Christmas Day. — Monica Seles

She has lived and loved! There is no folded petal, no latent dewdrop, in this perfectly developed rose! — Nathaniel Hawthorne

You can't be what I call selectively motivated, where you can only work hard and smart when things are going well. — Carla Harris

I don't try to please when I play. I try to cure. — Ornette Coleman