Judge Stice Quotes & Sayings

President Obama has reduced the sentences of 22 federal prisoners who were arrested for drug-related crimes - eight of whom were serving life sentences. It marks the first time someone has said 'Thanks Obama' but actually meant it. — Jimmy Fallon

If there is a God, there is a map. If God has a map, his map is the true map. — Peter Kreeft

We don't genuinely need more literary geniuses. One can only read so many books in a lifetime. — Bill James

Gods not looking for the next great Preacher or worship leader he is looking for a BROKEN PERSON WHO WILL BE FOUND IN THE PLACE OF PRAYER!!!!! — Joe Joe Dawson

I ignored the teachings of our Messenger, that all men are brothers, and that there is no difference among them save in the goodness of their actions. — Laila Lalami

To know and yet [think] we do not know is the highest [attainment]; not to know [and yet think] we do know is a disease. — Erich Fromm

To insist on strength ... is not war-mongering. It is peace-mongering. — Barry Goldwater

I'm beginning to think cookies is a code word for something else."
"Maybe it is." He tugged on my bag again as he took a confident step back, forcing me down another step. "And just think about it. If cookie was a code word, whatever it symbolizes, it's been in your mouth, sweetheart. — J. Lynn

He stepped forward, and as he did the left side of his coconut brassiere slipped down, revealing his left nipple. He shoved the coconut back into place. He didn't want to look unprofessional. — Dave Barry

I've been fully instructed. I'm to hold you if you cry and rub some salve into your butt so it doesn't sting anymore. I am not to play with your boobs."
Jack sent his brother a stern look.
"Or anything else," Lucas concluded with a gulp. "I can pat your back and try really hard not to get an erection. — Sophie Oak